I took I took a lady’s order one time. I’ll never forget this.
I go like this.. Mam. That’ll be $3.75. Please drive around.
And then there’s like this long pause and then she goes..
Where do I go? …Where do you go?!
You follow the one fucking road you’re on to me!
Where do you Ok mam you’re gonna go to the Texaco station.
Take a right. Go 5 and a half miles southeast.
You’re gonna see a guy in a yellow poncho. His name is Hank.
He’ll take you to the whopper Lair. That’s where you go.
And you’ve got 10 minutes to get there or we take your food!
I go like this.. Mam. That’ll be $3.75. Please drive around.
And then there’s like this long pause and then she goes..
Where do I go? …Where do you go?!
You follow the one fucking road you’re on to me!
Where do you Ok mam you’re gonna go to the Texaco station.
Take a right. Go 5 and a half miles southeast.
You’re gonna see a guy in a yellow poncho. His name is Hank.
He’ll take you to the whopper Lair. That’s where you go.
And you’ve got 10 minutes to get there or we take your food!
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| — | Dane Cook |
