What a horrible way to go…What happened to Mary?
A tire… hit her in the face. How do you say that without laughing.
A tire- I can’t even do it now! How did Mary die? A TIRE hit her in the FACE!
What was she doing putting her face near tires?
No no no no this tire hunted Mary down. This tire murdered Mary.
This tire wasn’t fucking around as we like to say.
This tire was out for vengeance.
A tire… hit her in the face. How do you say that without laughing.
A tire- I can’t even do it now! How did Mary die? A TIRE hit her in the FACE!
What was she doing putting her face near tires?
No no no no this tire hunted Mary down. This tire murdered Mary.
This tire wasn’t fucking around as we like to say.
This tire was out for vengeance.
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| — | Dane Cook |
