I could not be a fireman
If I go to a house and it was fully on fire. fuck that! I quit.
I would just stand outside and watch it burn with everybody else.
And the woman next to me be like… Please my son,
he’s screaming in there.
I’d be like Well he’s probably on fire!
That’s what happens when you’re on fire lady…
What are you doing out here? You fucking think for yourselfer.
Why didn’t you make a map for him or something?
If I go to a house and it was fully on fire. fuck that! I quit.
I would just stand outside and watch it burn with everybody else.
And the woman next to me be like… Please my son,
he’s screaming in there.
I’d be like Well he’s probably on fire!
That’s what happens when you’re on fire lady…
What are you doing out here? You fucking think for yourselfer.
Why didn’t you make a map for him or something?
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| — | Dane Cook |
