Dane Cook Funnynessness
Dane: Hi id like a ticket for coach on this next flight please
Attendant: Oh of course, is there anything you would not like on the flight?
Dane: Yes i don't want fire on the flight
i don't want little dogs running up and down the aisles nipping at peoples feet
i don't want a surely man sitting next to me praying to a god thats not mine in an angry fashion
i don't like the captain coming out of the cockpit saying "I HATE MY FUCKING LIFE"
those are just a few things
what an ass backwards way of customer service this is
