December 2009
2 posts
KATIE IS SITTN NEXT TO ME SINGIN THE KIM POSSIBLE...
November 2009
36 posts
Yo Edward... im real happy for you and ima let you...
“Three weeks ago one of my dreams came true.
I finally got to see something...”
– Dane Cook
“I took I took a lady’s order one time. I’ll never forget this.
I go...”
– Dane Cook
“Why to this day do people insist on yelling at the drive thru?
It’s modern...”
– Dane Cook
“What a horrible way to go…What happened to Mary?
A tire… hit her in the face....”
– Dane Cook
“I know your like me when you see somebody walking down the street
Wearing a...”
– Dane Cook
“I could not be a fireman
If I go to a house and it was fully on fire. fuck...”
– Dane Cook
“You know what would be the worst?? This would be the ultimate worst
right here....”
– Dane Cook
Friday the 13th.
unspeakablewords:
ocalaiscalling:
And I have a chemistry test. Not cool. I’m gonna die.
OH MY GOD IT’S FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH.
just realizing this?
I am quickly coming to the conclusion that my ever...
unspeakablewords:
bigreese75:
(via unspeakablewords)
skip basketball season, its prob for the best we dont need u dieing of highblood pressure and hypertension
Skip basketball season my ass. There’s no better therapy than watching UNC consistently beat the shit out of every ACC team on the court, home or away. Yes, every ACC team. Including Duke. At Cameron.
All DAY, baby.
just dont kill...
I am quickly coming to the conclusion that my ever...
(via unspeakablewords)
skip basketball season, its prob for the best we dont need u dieing of highblood pressure and hypertension
Dane Cook Funnynessness
Dane: Hi id like a ticket for coach on this next flight please
Attendant: Oh of course, is there anything you would not like on the flight?
Dane: Yes i don't want fire on the flight
i don't want little dogs running up and down the aisles nipping at peoples feet
i don't want a surely man sitting next to me praying to a god thats not mine in an angry fashion
i don't like the captain coming out of the cockpit saying "I HATE MY FUCKING LIFE"
those are just a few things
what an ass backwards way of customer service this is
Another day of Shrooms.
unspeakablewords:
Lol and bitching at the sub.
AMEN YES TO THE SHROOMS!! ALL HAIL THE SHROOMS!
http://www.teamdead.net/gentoo/e-shrooms/
E SHROOMS!!!
a-beautiful-mess:
unspeakablewords:
bigreese75:
http://www.teamdead.net/gentoo/e-shrooms/
GOOD SHIT.
HOLY JIZZ. That was intense. I just stared at my computer and laughed maniacally for approximately five minutes. It was easily the highlight of my day.
im glad it has this effect on people
DJ: One of these religions is sending me to hell.
Tyler: FALSE.
love it
WE BE STEADY MOBBIN
Man fuck these niggas I’ma spare everything but these niggas
I flip the gun and gun-butt these niggas
Take the knife off the AK and cut these niggas Yeaah,
and fuck these bitches,
I swear I care about everything but these bitches,
I don’t care, I “so what” these bitches
and I put young mula baby way above these bitches,
If it ain’t broke don’t break it
...
I LOVE COLLEGE
I’m nice right now, man I-I feel good If you have a drink Would you please put it in the air? That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked Drink my beer and smoke my weed but my good friends is all I need Pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat then do it again Man, I love college I wanna go to college for the rest...
E SHROOMS!!!
unspeakablewords:
bigreese75:
http://www.teamdead.net/gentoo/e-shrooms/
GOOD SHIT.
SO RELAXING :D
E SHROOMS!!!
http://www.teamdead.net/gentoo/e-shrooms/
BEST WEEKEND OF MY LIFE
Friday- PC beat cary 7-3 and made it to the playoffs for the first time ever!
Saturday- Went to the NC State game had the best seats EVER! and the WON 38-31!
THEN MIDNIGHT BOWLING AND WON 100 BUCKS!
Sunday- :D DANE FUCKING COOK absolutely amazing
textsfromlastnight:
(215): you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
textsfromlastnight:
(703): fyi, we didn’t break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
exactly
YAYYY I FINISHD A RUBIX CUBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL SIMILEY FACE
DADDY SOM KID BEAT ME UP IN SCHOOL HIS NAME...
unspeakablewords:
(via bigreese75)
Chet?
How did u…
DADDY SOM KID BEAT ME UP IN SCHOOL HIS NAME...
I AM NOT A JEW
official, my life is ruined
October 2009
83 posts
What do i do?
Ive got my house all to myself this week, what shall i do?
TODAY IS TOWLIEEE QUOTE DAY
OMG. WE HAVE TO DO THIS GAME IN CA2.
unspeakablewords:
WHERE YOU HAVE TO RUN YOUR MOUSE THROUGH A MAZE AND NOT LET IT GO OUTSIDE THE LINES. I’VE BEEN DOING IT FOR LIKE FIFTEEN MINUTES AND HAVE YET TO BEAT LEVEL FOUR. IT’S SO FREAKING HARD. AND NOW I HAVE CARPAL TUNNEL IN MY WRIST AND I’M SLIGHTLY CROSS-EYED FROM HAVING MY FACE FOUR INCHES FROM THE SCREEN. I WILL BEAT THIS GAME.
FFFFFFFUUUUUUU-
thats what she said
TODAY IS ONE YEAR :))))))
10-22-08 <3
2maro is my one year :)
OMFG SO FUNNY
textsfromlastnight:
(516): Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Today is gona be a good Day...
i just walked past a teacher in the hallway, and she said exactly like this: “Get your fucking head of your ass”…. if thats not a sign for a good day idk what is
Well don't go cross eyed looking at it. You can...
unspeakablewords:
If I had a dollar for every time I said that.
YOU WOULD SAY THAT
Wut.
(502): I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
(1-502): Aren’t you in 8th grade?
(502): 9th, but that’s not the point.
HHHAHHAHA